They've only gone and done it again! Give film jobs to the faceless, clueless and wood like think tank behind new TV show creation and watch them run out of ideas again. The air headed uni-drop out 'lets do lunch' brigade have spent this week sat around with double capo-expresso coffee examining each others blank expressions desperately trying to muster up a few bullet points for their nobo board but alas, it is now clear that everything in trash TV has now been explored, created and done and dusted to death in every variant imaginable. we've thrown celebrities into jungles, kitchens, houses, dance floors and onto the ice and now, just as the last sip of coffee was, erm - supped, Tarquin thinks he just thunked a great new idea! - But its left to me to break the news to you gently that ITV will soon announce their 'new' TV talent show concept called ' Sing If You Can' which is set to go down as the worst and cheesiest piece of TV crap in history.

It will be hosted by Dagenham Donkey and X Factor semi-tard Stacy Solomon which could very well be the worst idea since genocide, and comedian Keith Lemon. 'Sing If You Can' will see two teams battle each other by performing songs whilst being pelted, attacked and hopefully seriously maimed by a wide variety of bugs, creepy crawlies and lions (ok, I made lions up, wishful thinking) No doubt, we will once again be glued to the screen as a B-list pointless celeb belts out a cat strangling screech whilst eating a ridiculously huge excuse for a spider whist being whipped senseless with a knotted rope.

Why cant these dopes invent something creative and innovative for a change. The Chinese have got it right with their torturous formula. If ITV are gonna create more trash TV then might as well add in some murder and mayhem. C'mon guys, we don't need yet another reworking of an already done and dusted formula. give us something exciting! That's what we pay our TV licence for!